The Bed Theory

Could you move your knee?  It's in my back. I nudge his knee.

Sitting up I glance over to find that Jesse is well over THE LINE.  You all know what line I mean.  The imaginary line that separates the bed down the middle.  The last few nights Jesse has been having trouble staying on his half of the bed.  A queen size bed just doesn't cut it for Jesse and I anymore.  Especially when one of us tends to be a bed hog.

I lay back down and try to enjoy the last 20 min. of sleep before the alarm goes off. Beep, Beep, Beep.  Nevermind.

Me: Why are you such a bed hog lately?
Jesse: Well, I was just thinking that I weigh at least 40% more than you do.  So therefore I should get 40% of your "half" of the bed.  You don't need much room to sleep.  The lawyer in him comes out.

We both laughed and laughed. 

Well, that's a theory I guess.  Just not one that will hold up in my house!